Pickin' Up The Slack

On a sad note

2005-10-14T06:38:00.000-07:00

Before I get down to business I need to add a few names to the infamous nickname list:

Slobber Chops
Luh Luh Luh
Tara (this might not seem to be a nickname but it is if your name is Kara)
Sprout

Now I must speak of loss. Someone has dropped off the face of earth.....Relatively speaking, and cyber space has been completely neglected. I don't think an actual death has occurred just a figurative one. It was great to have you around. You reckless carefree drug loving, beer guzzling freewheeling traveler. Now it is all gone what is left is rumored athletics trips to Target. Sure, there is the occational phone call but it is like on from beyond the grave.

I, we, whatever aren't blaming anyone I guess it happens to everyone, just like talking about your emotions with other guys......What the fuck is that about? Thats what booze is for. Good by our friend.

For all parties interested and willing make the trip there will be funeral services being held in a wooded area in the Bay area next to a redwood. this ceremony will include a Viking like send off, burning a representation of our friend in effigy and in commemoration. we will also pour a can of natural lite into the soil (friends favorite beverage) the ash and the bubbly will be a fine and honorable send off. God bless you.

dimeon

comments welcome and encouraged askdimeon@gmail.com

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More names

2005-09-19T07:26:00.000-07:00

hair in all the wrong places
freckle beard
the profiler

it just doesn't stop with these names

The list continues.....and gets stronger

2005-09-13T06:48:00.000-07:00

Wow, this nickname list is wild! Bananas!!! More names come in everyday.

Here goes:
the alien
cross-eyed sue
the cardinal
smooth tits
Pavlorkio
mclauflor
buzworthio
kenzo jenkins
Side Car
McGruff
The Apostle
Smugglin' Kittens
Vanilla Ice Cream
Camel Teeth
Sweat the Burns
Charlie
Maginia

keep the names coming!
I have been informed that the fattest fat chick question is offensive so please exaggerate and make it more offensive. So far the winner is 220lbs......dang!

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http://www.redcross.org

A Dimeon Poll!!!!

2005-09-08T10:39:00.000-07:00

Joseph has asked that a poll be taken here....
Here are the questions

1. What is the best nickname you've ever heard? See Previous post for inspiration

2. How fat is the FATTEST chick you've ever hooked-up with?

Please Forward all answers to askdimeon@gmail.com

Keep it real.
Dimeon

http://www.problemsolvingmusic.com
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http://www.simeons.net
http://www.redcross.org/

The List

2005-09-08T10:15:00.000-07:00

This past weekend we (not the royal we) had some time on our hands and one way or an other decided to make a list of every nickname we ever had for people in the past 7 years, sans simeon. The simeon list is another project in it self. This is a working list and additions are more than welcome. askdimeon@gmail.com Please include the nickname and person it refers to.
Here goes:
mayonnaise Ass
The Mayor
Matty Thursday
Lloyd Chrirstmas
McCartoon
The Human Cartoon
The Mexican
Club Maggi
Polish Wonder Horse
Johnny
Hurts Dick
Hungarian Hero
Little Lesbian
Rocky Dennis
Reds
Rearious Cables
Splendina
Redheaded Step Child
Jwarf
Menerdo
Dungary Megan
Shit Face
Crack Whore
The Worm
Young David
Dave Bob
The Stork
Sir Blinks A Lot
Ceadis
The Dome
Double T's
Joe Montana Chick
Jimmy Miller Chick
Mendel Schmeticamph
Noint
Smoke Stacks
Ru Pac
Maggi Junior
Snorial
Dicky Dicky Drunk Face
Trooper Pete
Big Pete
Flounder
Captain Caveman
Cross-eyed Duck Face
Lego-Man
Ole Dirty Andy
Shovel Face
Sneeky Poop
Zero
Cries In His Beers
The Evil One
The Evil Midget
Speedy
Toothless Julie
Smelko
The Frog
Fat Little Mexican
Helmet Head
Messy Jessy
Sloppy Sally
Lionel Toilet Hugger
Needles
Turkey Burger
Bobby Digital
Bobby Uptown
Bobby Downtown
Sarah Plain and Tall
Rufus
The Town Bike
The Snake
The Plumber
Jew Pac
Tire Face
Pizza Face
Fun Extinguisher
Cancer Fun
The assassin of fun
Monkey Face
Lipstick
JFK Junior
GAD (General Anxiety Disorder)
Pierre
Candy Ass
The Schnoze
Rocky (Balboa)
Vanilla Frosting
Crime Dog.

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Fuck NASA

2005-09-02T07:21:00.000-07:00

That hurricane katrina was quite the bitch. The circumstances the people are living with in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama are heartbreaking. Now with all the looting and chaos it doesn't seem like they are living in America any more. The tragedy those people are living through really doesn't have any effect on my life other than feeling bad for them. The only way this storm is effecting me and just about everyone I know is through gas prices. This shit is getting to be regoddamndiculous! $3.35 for regular? Fuck me that is crazy. I am avoiding driving my car for a couple reasons, but mainly because of gas. lately i have been riding my (really my uncle's) bike to work. its only 5 miles although it was fairly rough with a kickin' hangover. The point i'm getting at here is why gas?

This used to be the country ahead of the curve with ideas and technology. Why are we still relying on gas? This government spends an obscene amount of money on dumb shit....like wars about liberating people or WMD or liberating people or curbing terrorism or liberating people or whatever. Now that is a total waste of fucking money but i think the biggest waste is NASA. what the fuck do these guys do and how are they helping us....regular people? the way i see that last thing they did was invent velcro and tang, mmmmm tang.

I understand and applaud they need for human progress but for the love of god do something for us. I have an idea build a motherfucking car that doesn't need gas. I have been told that there are cars that don't run on gas like those hybrid deals. Now those cars are practical for people who live in cities. but all the dildo's who live in texas and wyoming who need huge trucks to compensate for their small dicks won't buy a toyota pirus.

If NASA can shoot a rocket into space with people in it and play with a remote control car on mars to look for water (give me a break) they can build a car that doesn't need gas. until the day comes when a none gasoline powered car/truck/suv... is available to the common man i hold NASA in contempt.

FUCK NASA!

Ask Dimeon Comes Alive.....Plus great news!

2005-08-24T12:04:00.000-07:00

Well the askdimeon section is stumbling out of the gate. There is plenty of time for it to pick up. Here are the answers to the first questions.

Joseph asked:
who has the most beautiful blue eyes ever?

Hmmm, thats a good question. I feel as though I am being set up, but here is what I think.... There is no good answer. I think Grace Kelly may win. In those technicolor movies in the 60's she and her eyes looked great. However the answer should be dimeon.

M High asked:
What do you do to make your hair so pretty? What style are you going for?

This is really a fucking obnoxious question as I have so poignantly explained. Here is the secret, Mexican food makes it pretty. The look I'm going for is no look at all. Fuck you that is strike one M High.

More importantly I have received great news today. The one and only Alfie Sykes will be returning to this side of the pond in January. This is great news. Alf is one of the craziest mother fuckers you could ever hope to meet. (You won't get that kind of honesty on simeons.net) We, the royal we that is, met Alf at a bar called "Twins" in NY following a black crowes show. we met up again the next day and there was a crowe on his arm representing dimeon and his associate mark. Jeff, who was present that fateful evening/morning, pussied out early and he doesn't live on Alf's arm. A later post will be devoted the Alf. But you should ask yourself... Would you hang with a guy like this?

Keep the questions coming mailto:askdimeon@gmail.com

->Dimeon

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Look and ask before you touch.

2005-08-22T07:49:00.000-07:00

I am what some people may call a "long hair freaky mother fucker". I feel pretty normal but I guess I don't know any other way to be. Being an open minded and easy going person some people (and by people I mean girls) feel they can take the liberty of touching me with out warning. This usually comes in the form of running fingers through my hair. Some days, although this doesn't happen nearly as often as it used to, it is touch at your own risk. Now I'm not afraid of germs or contact, its an issue of personal space. Why is it that some one would feel the need to just grab my head? If I were to pull a stunt like that (suprisingly I haven't) it would make me weird, or perverted or some other adjective that would relegate me to strata in society a couple notches above child molester.

It always happens in a way that perplexes anyone standing around me. Someone will sidle up to me and grab hold of my hair. Anyone around me will be struck with a look of "what the fuck is going on?". After a minute of saying how "nice it looks" the conversation, which is always one sided boils down to how I care for my hair or what kind of look am I going for. The answer is always the same: "I wash it" and "I don't know". At this point I am so incensed by brutally inane conversation that I simply walk away. That might make me seem jaded or like a real dick head. What can you do? I don't mind if you (girls) won't to touch my hair just ask first in a non creepy way. Also start with a different topic, this isn't a sleep over, yet, and I have many more things to talk about than hair. If you want to talk about fine. Just east your way into that conversation.

unfortunately there was no crab shell baseball but I did end up seeing a band called problem solving. All dimeondotnet users should check them out. www.problemsolvingmusic.com

To add to the community feeling of the site I am adding a new feature, some thing that hasn't happened at simeons.net since he once added pictures 3 years ago. It will be called ask dimeon. You can ask anything you want. Questions about life, politics, philosophy, etc. And I will give my take on it. Just email me at askdimeon@gmail.com

solving society's problems...........

->Dimeon

Welcome to Wonderland!

2005-08-19T10:14:00.000-07:00

For many of us it has been a trying few months. For those of us who don't have the luxury of 4 and a half week vacations, work has broken us down and killed the once great summer spirit. We have loved and lost and barely filling our friends in with the details. All of us have experienced sunburns and hangovers. None of these maladies can compare to the void left by www.simeons.net. This once mighty furiously updated slice of cyberspace has falling deeply into neglect. Some would accuse the author of apathy or diverted priorities.

What you are reading now "Picking up the slack" is here to fill the void. It is made to look like the old, fun and interesting .net. Remember the bubbles? ......I do. That shit is old school. It is now time to commemorate .net and step into the world and adventures of the equally as strange and more volatile world of me............dimeon.

This ain't nothing to fuck with.

<-dimeon

Stay tuned for weekend updates and ramblings about fowl weather gear. (for those who are new...thats a joke.)